Conversation Piece

August 3, 2001
Revised and Resubmitted

Fish

Those of us who know and love the fish with the unique ways of punctuating understand her language and are interested in the true answer to her question:  So...why is the Cingular logo so high up on the totem pole while TMBG is so low?

They Might Be Giants

Totem pole... hmm... interesting...
Once I was a totem pole
Now I am a highway toll
Once I was a happy man
Now I am a ceiling fan
Once I had a wallet mace
Now I am a...

Tetsuo Shima

...fish face!

Ed Asner

"Wallet mace?"

They Might Be Giants

Yeah, a mace you carry in your wallet, the medieval... weapon... it's... uh, improv.  Sorry.

Cingular Guy

Well, I liked it.  It was so fun and happy!  Yay!

The Dark Combinator

ENJOY YOURSELVES.  WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Standard Disclaimer: Conversation Piece is here for entertainment, not genuine advice.  Can you believe they have to put stuff like this on horoscopes?  I mean, seriously.  "You will meet with an unexpected challenge today."  Please.