Conversation Piece

August 16, 2001
My Dog Has Fleas(grr...)

Fish

I just found out that my wife has allowed my dog to get fleas. What's the best way to get rid of them?

Ellen Ripley

You must first find some way of gaining the advantage.

Polaris

Hey!  No product plugs!

Standard Disclaimer: Conversation Piece is here for entertainment, not genuine advice.  Can you believe they have to put stuff like this on horoscopes?  I mean, seriously.  "You will meet with an unexpected challenge today."  Please.