"Empty!" -A Cardboard Box

Glass Half Empty

Here what is, you hack?

Glass Half Full

Hey, hey, now, it's his first day.  It's perfectly natural that his website is

A Cardboard Box

Empty!

Executive Decision Maker

Yes.

Tony Soprano

See?  You're in agreement.  Now keep it that way.

Bobby Fischer

That's it!  I demand to be moved to a new website, away from all these distractions!

Sam Lowry

Come, now.  We're all in it together.

Cingular Guy

Yay!  It's such an efficient way to introduce the pundits!

Ed

Absolutely.  I'm sure mother would approve.  If she were here.

Glass Half Empty

I guess we're all stuck here.  What do we do now?

Jack Kerouac

Party!

Sigmund Freud

Determine how the webmaster's mother abused him.

Carl Jung

Shut up, old man.

R. P. McMurphy

Why don't we watch the World Series?

Nurse Ratched

No.

Jay

We could smoke a...

John Ashcroft

Stop right there!  In the interests of freedom, I cannot let you finish that sentence.

Count Shakespeare

'Tis censoring of the foulest kind.  Verily, I gain hunger from it.  Taste immortality, Attorney General!

XiaoXiao #3

Fwak! Fwak! Fwak!

Count Shakespeare

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Ellen Ripley

It's not dead.  You can't kill it.

Bruce Lee's Disembodied Fist

Oh yes we can, with the aid of broken rhythm.

They Might Be Giants

Is that a dig at us?

Shawn Fanning

Don't worry.  He doesn't mean changing tempos.

The Dark Combinator

YOUR PETTY SQUABBLES WILL MATTER NOT.

Polaris

Don't worry about him, guys.  I've got a weapon that True Meaning of Life didn't have.

The Dark Combinator

YOU DON'T MEAN... OH, NO.

The Light Combinator

oh yes, brother.  your plane-conquering schemes are finished.

The Dark Combinator

OR SO YOU THINK.

Tony Soprano

Get to the point!

Polaris

The point.  Ah, yes.  I need your questions, folks.  I hope somebody submits some soon.

Manni

Or he'll kill me!

Lola

Stay where you are.

Standard Disclaimer: Conversation Piece is here for entertainment, not genuine advice.  Can you believe they have to put stuff like this on horoscopes?  I mean, seriously.  "You will meet with an unexpected challenge today."  Please.