July 27, 2001
A nihilist and a giant ball of gas walk into a bar...

Fish

Can I have my own personal user icon?

Tyler Durden

You are not your personal user icon.

Polaris

Well put.  Conversatron and TMOL didn't allow that.

Microsoft Bob

But it would make it so happy and friendly!

Bill Gates

Melinda, why did I listen to you?

Microsoft Bob

Come on, Billy old pal, tell them the truth about me.

Bill Gates

No.

Microsoft Bob

You love me.

Bill Gates

No!

Microsoft Bob

Windows "Whistler" was a version of me with a special sound effect, wasn't it, Bill?

Church of Scientology

You are revealing classified information.  Enforcer!

XiaoXiao #3

Fwak!  Fwak!  Fwak!

Microsoft Bob

<gurgle>

Standard Disclaimer: Conversation Piece is here for entertainment, not genuine advice.  Can you believe they have to put stuff like this on horoscopes?  I mean, seriously.  "You will meet with an unexpected challenge today."  Please.