Conversation Piece

July 31, 2001
The Question

Fish

Which religion is the correct one and why?

Church of Scientology

Me, and I can answer the second part of that for the low, low price of $500,000.  Act now while supplies last!

Standard Disclaimer: Conversation Piece is here for entertainment, not genuine advice.  Can you believe they have to put stuff like this on horoscopes?  I mean, seriously.  "You will meet with an unexpected challenge today."  Please.